November 9th, 2009 Kathleen O'Reilly Posted in Uncategorized | No Comments »
This was a hoot, more fun than a greased pig lost in a barrel.
Idiom Shortage Leaves Nation All Sewed Up In Horse Pies |
WASHINGTON—A crippling idiom shortage that has left millions of Americans struggling to express themselves spread like tugboat hens throughout the U.S. mainland Tuesday in an unparalleled lingual crisis that now has the entire country six winks short of an icicle. |
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