ROMANCE WUTANG

Writing a romance Novel – guaranteed 100% success. Overnight, you, along with the ambassador from Nigeria who has 5,000,000 USD to invest, shall be able to hit the New York Times list along with INSERT FAMOUS NOVELIST NAME HERE.

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1. Choose a verb:
PLUNGE, THRUST, ROCK, GRAB, SLIDE
2. Choose an adjective:
MOIST, HARD, PEBBLY, DAMP, EXCITED
3. Choose a hero’s name:
STONE, ROCK, BRANDON, CHASE, WOLF, DEVIL
4. Choose a heroine’s name:
MISTY, CHEYENNE, STORMY, PENELOPE, BRIANNA

And just watch as the words magically appear on the screen.

See the excerpt below:

HERO’S NAME stalked about the floor anxiously, awaiting her return. HEROINE’S NAME. Her. The seductress who had captured his NOUN. Even now, his heart VERB-ed in response to just thinking about her. Fantasizing. His BODY PART grew ADJECTIVE. Just to crush her BODY PART underneath his ADJECTIVE hands. Because of course her FAMILY MEMBER had cruelly raped his FAMILY MEMBER and now he vowed revenge. And he wouldn’t stop until his plan was complete. No matter how his wayward BODY PART burned.

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[i] This offer void on all planets except Venus. Also, some material may not be suitable for discerning readers. Pools boys are not included, except in Las Vegas.